Everybody in my house is asleep... and then...
laugh-addict: Then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me.
bogleech: Can we just Appreciate the fact that Tropius is exactly the following three things: A) a dinosaur. B) a banana tree. C) able to fly.
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
internetexplorers: you know when you hate someone so much and you just want to
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time and then another person fell and another and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
fuckwooper: money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
moriartylaughingalonewithcrown: vikingstorytime: liquiddittyfloats: who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere #walk into the club like whaddup i eat people i couldn’t resist
katkinkat: *forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
ohitscastiel: When people on Tumblr use my real name instead of my url.
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
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